LeAnn Rimes Says She Never Made ‘X Factor’ Statement, So Her Lawyer’s A Liar?
Yesterday, in the wake of the X Factor debacle where LeAnn Rimes looked drunk as shit, her lawyer made a statement essentially blaming 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar for botching the duet which...
View ArticleHere’s Lindsay Lohan’s Definition of ‘Not Partying’ For New Year’s Eve
On Saturday, Lindsay Lohan‘s “friends” (Read: The blonde who clearly just puked in her own purse up top.) told TMZ that she’d be having a nice, quiet evening at home for New Year’s Eve to make a good...
View ArticleJason London Shit In A Cop Car
If Al Roker‘s taught me anything it’s that you never, ever treat Heidi and Spencer with a modicum of respect and that the Internet loves poopy. Can’t get enough of it. Which brings us to Jason London –...
View ArticleThe 2013 MTV Movie Awards
The 2013 MTV Movie Awards were last night and literally all you need to know is Selena Gomez looked phenomenal/was the only one from Spring Breakers who showed up while Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts...
View ArticleReese Witherspoon Is Sorry She Got Drunk And Played The ‘Do You Know Who I...
Seen here remarkably showing up to a screening of Mud last night, the same day news exploded all over the Internet that she and her husband were arrested for DUI and being a drunken crazy woman...
View ArticleThe Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested On Purpose Theories Have Started
Prior to being arrested for drunkenly hanging out a car window, yelling at a cop and demanding to stand on American ground because she’s an America, Reese Witherspoon had a squeaky clean image which...
View ArticleTiger Woods Got WASTED
It was then, at that moment, that Tiger Woods realized Lindsey Vonn wasn’t Elin Nordegren this whole time. So remember how Tiger Woods made an uncharacteristically public appearance with Lindsey Vonn...
View ArticleGwyneth Paltrow Got Drunk And Talked About Her Shaved Vagina
“Sir, my pubic hair is of the purest, most royal silk. The local villagers call me, ‘Senora Pussy Softest,’ and offer to bathe it in their finest oils. In some regions of France, it’s even rumored to...
View ArticleJoanna Krupa’s Bachelorette Party Seems Fun
In theory, Joanna Krupa‘s bachelorette party should be depressing because it means I’ll never have a chance to con her into thinking I’m a wealthy flan magnate (Or does it?), but at least I can take...
View ArticleI Think Brandi Glanville Might Be Drunk
“I don’t care you got fat, Eddie Cibrian, I’monnafuckyou.” Here’s Brandi Glanville literally being dragged out of the London Hotel last night after getting completely shithammered from taking a sniff...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Pissed Into A Restaurant’s Mop Bucket. That’s A Gift, Son.
Full Disclosure: I’ve drunkenly peed on more things than I can count and/or possibly remember, but at least I always had the decency to immediately hide my shame like a cat and leave it as a surprise...
View ArticleSelena Gomez Will Straighten Justin Bieber Out
“Ohmygod why is this wet?!” “At least it’s not a mop bucket.” Yesterday, the Internet got to watch as a most likely drunk Justin Bieber pissed into a restaurant’s mop bucket as his crew told everyone...
View ArticleIf You See A Drunk Andy Dick, Don’t Pick It Up
Seen here acting like a goddamn mess and kidnapping Asians at Chelsea Hightower‘s birthday party last night, Andy Dick apparently fell off the wagon over the weekend after somehow managing to stay...
View ArticleDina Lohan Drunk Dialed Lindsay’s Group Therapy Session. Of Course.
Lindsay Lohan‘s current rehab – not the annoying, stupid one that made her quit the drugs she’s addicted to – has been advising her not to move back in with Dina or even be around her in general. Turns...
View ArticleAll Hail Rihanna, Drunken Butt Queen of Barbados!
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year: KADOOMENT DAY! The magical Barbadian festival where Rihanna returns home to soak the entire island with rum, making it ripe for the buttening. So yes,...
View ArticleRihanna Kept Drinking: Now With 80% More Butt Sex Jamboree
True story: I waited probably three hours yesterday before downloading pics of Rihanna at Kadooment Day thinking I would get them all. I was an idiot. So here’s the rest of Rihanna at Kadooment Day...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s Partying Already? Noooo
Lindsay Lohan has been out of rehab for nine whole days, and amazingly she’s made it this long without eyewitnesses seeing she’s full of shit and hasn’t changed a bit. On that note, remember how she...
View ArticleDina Lohan Finally Got A DUI
After finally getting around to letting Seaside Heights feel His wrath for Jersey Shore, God also took the time last night to make sure Dina Lohan was yanked off the road which He admits went on way...
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